Real reports, real reviews
Each of these is one genuine run of the pipeline on real Google reviews. Nothing here is mocked or hand-edited. Open one, or run your own.
Café Grumpy
Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY
The opening it found
Devoción: Rude and dismissive staff
“Yes, we're called Grumpy. No, that's not the staff.”
L'industrie Pizzeria
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY
The opening it found
Lucali: Multi-hour wait to be seated
“Great pizza shouldn't cost you your evening.”
Notion: Notes, Tasks, AI
The opening it found
Coda: Mobile app nearly unusable — crashes and fails to load
“Your notes should open. Every time.”
Hevy - Workout Tracker Gym Log
The opening it found
Strong Workout Tracker Gym Log: Apple Watch sync failures causing data loss
“Your workouts deserve to be saved.”
ChatGPT
The opening it found
Google Gemini: Persistent hallucination and factual fabrication
“Answers you can actually verify.”
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